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Laughter By Paul – 05/09

By Paul Shumate

A man and woman were recently celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

While cutting the cake, the wife was moved after seeing her husband’s eyes fill with tears.

The wife took his arm and looked at him affectionately.

“I never knew you were so sentimental,” she whispered.

“No . . . No . . .” he said, choking back his tears. “That’s not it at all. Remember when your father found us in the barn and told me to either marry you or spend the next 50 years in jail?”

“Yes,” the wife replied. “I remember it like yesterday.”

“Well,” said the husband, “today I would have been a free man.”

John Green goes to see his supervisor in the front office.

“Boss,” he says, “we’re doing some heavy housecleaning at home tomorrow and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.”

“We’re short-handed, John,” replied the boss. “I’m sorry, but I can’t give you the day off.”

“Thanks boss,” said Green. “I knew I could count on you!”





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