Category archive for ‘Laughter By Paul’ 
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Laughter by Paul: May 17, 2012
A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He noticed that they had ordered one meal and an extra drink cup.
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Laughter by Paul: May 3, 2012
A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He noticed that they had ordered one meal and an extra drink cup.
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Laughter by Paul: April 19, 2012
A man is talking to the family doctor. “Doc, I think my wife’s going deaf.”
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Laughter by Paul: April 5, 2012
Jane had just become a widow and needed to put an obituary in the paper about her late husband, Bubba. She called the newspaper and asked, “How much does it cost to put an obituary in the paper?”
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Laughter by Paul: March 22, 2012
One early evening, a police car pulled up in front of grandma Marge’s house and grandpa Stanley got out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the neighborhood park and couldn’t find his way home.
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Laughter by Paul: February 23, 2012
Three elderly gentlemen were talking about what their grandchildren would be saying about them fifty years from now.
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Laughter by Paul: February 9, 2012
Jane had just become a widow and needed to put an obituary in the paper about her late husband, Bubba. She called the newspaper and asked, “How much does it cost to put an obituary in the paper?”
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Laughter by Paul: January 26, 2012
Two old guys were sitting in the park talking when the subject turned to getting older. The first guy said, “Women have all the luck when it comes to getting older.”
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Laughter by Paul: January 12, 2012
Tom was trying to get his history class to understand how the Indians must have felt when they first encountered the Spanish explorers.
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Laughter by Paul: December 15, 2011
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers, when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.
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Laughter by Paul: December 1, 2011
It was the day after Christmas. The pastor of a church was looking over their Nativity scene when he noticed the baby Jesus was missing from among the figures.
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Laughter by Paul: November 17, 2011
A turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey.
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Laughter by Paul: November 3, 2011
An elderly couple was sitting in their rockers on the porch watching a beautiful sunset and reminiscing about the “good old days” when the woman turned to the man and said, “Honey, do you remember when we first started dating and you used to just casually reach over and take my hand?”
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Laughter by Paul: October 20, 2011
A young woman watched a man rush onto the plane at the last minute before takeoff. He spotted one of the few empty seats and silently sat down.
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Laughter by Paul: October 6, 2011
A new mother goes upstairs to check on her napping infant. As she opens the door, she sees her husband sitting in front of the crib. He hasn’t noticed her yet, so she slowly and quietly walks up to him. The new father is just staring at the baby in the crib, not saying a word, deep in thought. The mother looks and sees expressions of bewilderment, disbelief, and absolute pure joy on her husband’s face.
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Laughter by Paul: September 22, 2011
An elderly woman walked into the local church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up a flight of steps.
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Laughter by Paul: September 8, 2011
An elderly couple is lying in bed one morning having just awakened from a good night’s sleep. He takes her hand and she respond, “Don’t touch me!”
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Laughter by Paul: August 25, 2011
A well-worn one dollar bill and a similarly distressed twenty dollar bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned, they struck up a conversation. The twenty dollar bill reminisced about its travels all over the country.
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Laughter by Paul: August 11, 2011
A husband and wife are shopping at their local Walmart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
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Laughter by Paul: July 28, 2011
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, “Have you ever been arrested?” he wrote, “No.”
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Laughter by Paul: June 30, 2011
A young couple was delighted when their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption agency called to tell them that there was a wonderful Russian baby boy available.
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Laughter by Paul: June 16, 2011
Sally was a very nervous flyer. During a trip from Arizona to Maryland, it didn’t help that her connecting flight from Denver was delayed twice because of mechanical problems.
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Laughter by Paul: June 2, 2011
A man who was involved in an extremely serious accident was unable to speak when he regained consciousness.
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Laughter by Paul: May 19, 2011
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Ford Escort diesel van when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop who was waiting for the service manager to take a look at his car.
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Laughter by Paul: May 5, 2011
On a chilly winter evening, Ben and his wife were snuggled together on the floor watching television. During a commercial break, he reached over and gave his wife’s foot a gentle squeeze.
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Laughter by Paul: April 21, 2011
Amy and Carolyn are old friends. They have both been married to their husband for a long time. Amy is upset because she thinks her husband doesn’t find her attractive anymore.
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Laughter by Paul: April 7, 2011
On a chilly winter evening, Ben and his wife were snuggled together on the floor watching television. During a commercial break, he reached over and gave his wife’s foot a gentle squeeze.
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Laughter by Paul: March 24, 2011
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck at the end of the block and worked their way to the other end of the block.
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Laughter by Paul: March 10, 2011
“The reason I pulled you over is that you’re missing a taillight,” said the police officer.
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Laughter by Paul: February 24, 2011
The pastor of my church hates to plead for money. But when the coffers were running low, he had no choice.
