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Laughter By Paul: November 18, 2010

By Paul Shumate

“Mommy, Mommy, where are you?” cried the little boy standing outside a store in the shopping mall.

“You poor little boy,” said the elderly lady sitting on the bench in the mall.  “Come with me, and I will get you ice cream, and then we will go look for your mother.”

“I know where your mother is,” said a small little girl.

“Quiet!” whispered the little boy. “I know where she is, too, but I managed to get two free ice cream cones this morning, and I want a third one!”


Residents of a local nursing home loved the karate school’s demonstration. They could tell because they gave us a big hand at the end. After the applause died down, everyone remained seated, so we showed off a few more moves. When our encore ended and again no one budged, we launched into our second encore.

“I didn’t expect karate to be so popular here,” I whispered to one resident.

”It’s not,” she said with a kindly smile. “We’re waiting for you to leave so we can get on with our bingo game.”





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