A husband and wife are shopping at their local Walmart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
“What do you think you’re doing?” asked the wife.
“They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,” he replies.
“Put them back; we can’t afford them,” demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further along, the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
“What do you think you’re doing?” askes the husband.
“It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,” replies the wife.
He husband retorts: “So does 24 cans of Budweiser, and it’s half the price!”
An eighty-five-year-old woman is being examined by her doctor.
Her doctor says, “You are in amazingly good shape. Do you still have sex?”
The woman opens the door to the reception room and yells out to her husband, “Honey, do we still have sex?”
Her husband yells back, “How many times do I have to tell you, we have Blue Cross.”
