One early evening, a police car pulled up in front of grandma Marge’s house and grandpa Stanley got out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the neighborhood park and couldn’t find his way home.
“Oh Stanley,” said grandmother Marge. “You’ve been going to that park for over thirty years! How could you get lost?”
Leaning close to his wife so that the policeman couldn’t hear, grandpa Stanley whispered, “I wasn’t lost. I was just too tired to walk home.”
