A man and his wife, now in their 60s, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day, a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good, each one of them could have one wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. Whoosh… Immediately she had the vacation tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger… Whoosh… Immediately he turned ninety!
Jim was on vacation, playing the slot machines. It was his first time in a casino, and he was unsure how the machines operated.
“Excuse me,” he said to a casino employee. “How does this work?”
The employee showed him how to insert a bill, hit the spin button, and operate the release handle.
“And where does the money come out?” asked Jim.
The employee smiled and motioned to a far wall before saying, “Usually at the ATM.”
