Jim was on vacation, playing the slot machines. It was his first time in a casino, and he was unsure how the machines operated.
“Excuse me,” he said to a casino employee. “How does this work?”
The employee showed him how to insert a bill, hit the spin button, and operate the release handle.
“And where does the money come out?” asked Jim.
The employee smiled and motioned to a far wall before saying, “Usually at the ATM.”
While on vacation, Susan took her family to a museum which included an old one-room schoolhouse. When in the classroom, she pointed to an old desk that had an empty hole for an ink bottle.
Realizing her kids had never seen anything like that before, she asked them, “What do you think this hole is for?”
Jason, her twelve-year-old son, had a ready answer: “It’s a soda can holder.”
A man and his wife, now in their 60s, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day, a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good, each one of them could have one wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. Whoosh… Immediately she had the vacation tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger… Whoosh… Immediately he turned ninety!
