At Judy’s granddaughter’s wedding, the DJ polled the guests to see who had been married the longest. As luck would have it, it turned out to be Judy and her husband, Ray.
The DJ asked them, “What advise would you give to the newly-married couple?”
Judy said, “The 3 most important words in a marriage are: “You’re probably right.”
Everyone then looked at Ray. He said, “She’s probably right.”
As a young girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what would you like for Christmas?”
Holly stared at him open-mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: “Didn’t you get my e-mail?”
