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Laughter by Paul: January 12, 2012

By Paul Shumate

Tom was trying to get his history class to understand how the Indians must have felt when they first encountered the Spanish explorers.

“How would you feel,” he asked, “if someone showed up at your door and looked very different, spoke a strange language, and wore unusual clothes? Wouldn’t you be a little scared?”

“No,” a boy in the front row answered, “I’d just figure it was my sister’s date!”


A newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have GREAT news for you. Pretty soon, there are going to be three in this house instead of two.”

Her husband, clearly delighted, ran to her with a big smile on his face.

He was glowing with happiness and kissing his wife when she said, “I’m glad you feel this way since tomorrow morning my mother moves in with us.”





1 Comment

  • Marketa says:

    Hello Paul,
    I was just at your store 3712. Your store was the most unprofessional Walmart I ever encounter. Larry said he wouldn’t take my items back he can only take back $30.00 worth. Tina was no help at all your whole management crew suck. While I was in line Skylar was helping a couple who couldn’t read or write she told them to find somebody to help them fill out the moneygram. She told them she can’t help them she had a line. I intervene and ask them do they want my help fille out there moneygram. I told Skylar she was wrong and she said I’m just mad because they not taking my items back. I was mad because the way she was talking to your customer. Skylar said she would kick me out of your store if I want shut up. I gave your customer my name and number and told them if they need any help call me. Your store at 3712 don’t know how to deal with customers. If it wasn’t for us you guys wouldn’t have a job.

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