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A guy walks into a bar with a chicken on his head…

One of these days, I’m going to get myself a chicken.

I’ll put it on top of my head and I’ll walk into a bar. I’ll order a pint, then I’ll sit on a barstool and drink the beer slowly. Maybe I’ll eat a few peanuts or watch a bit of the game on the TV above the bar. When my glass is empty, I’ll tip the bartender and walk out.