As fall approaches and summer vacation is over, a mother wakes up her son and says it’s the first day of school, so get up and get ready. He says, “Mom, I don’t want to go back. Please don’t make me. I hate school!”
She says, “Don’t be silly. It can’t be that bad. I bet you can’t even think of two reasons not to go.”
He says, “Really, I mean it! All the kids hate me. And the teachers all think I’m stupid.”
She says, “Well, those aren’t really good reasons. Maybe you can try harder.”
He says, “No, I don’t want to go. Give me two good reasons I should.”
She replies, “Well, first of all, you’re almost years 60 old. And second, you’re the principal.”
